Fanned by the satire lacing most of my favorite blogs, i decided to pen down a couple of thoughts of my own...
The last time i went out.... Last night... question... : how about someone opens a new house bar/club in kampala.. one that plays mostly house music.. club, dance, disco, trance, lounge, chillout...
have you ever found yourself in the middle of a conversation about politics.. and thought to yourself with dismay "i wish i had something to say..."
When i was growing up.. (i now check the 25 - 30 age box) my dad used to loomingly wag his finger at me saying "politics is a dirty game...", for some reason, this stern warning slowly imbued itself in me to a point of consciously blanking my brain out everytime someone starts a conversation involving politics.
Things i could have done had the tide turned earlier...
i would have been a screenwriter.. i know what you are thinking...
yeah, have you watched one of those oscar nominations for 'best screenwriter'? the presenter in his sharp tux reads out the nominees for a screenplay category, along with a paragraph from each screenplay '.....she sits down with her face angled to one side, scowls slightly as she sips from her cup...' Ugandan film makers have quite a bit to learn from these hollywood fine-eye-for-detail afficionados!
Interior decorator
O.K i am tired of watching all those 'clean my house' and 'pimp my house' shows on the lifestyle network, i am now ready to act, hand me the brush and paint pail if you may, with the right tones of course... i will educate all on the subtleties from one color tone to another.. and dazzle all with color combinations you never would have thought of..!
Celebrity chef
i would share my kitchen wonders with all. New recipes with spice combinations that would make tounges delight... and then wag, in that particular order... and my restaurants would have all the fine detailed color tones and high ceilings, of course backed by my knack of decor....
but i am an IT person... not poingnant though..!
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